the simonnicholson.com website has once again crashed and burned, probably caused by some dodgy code! Or a great disturbance in the force.

an alternative website has been published at wordpress.simonnicholson.com

It’s all gone horribly wrong. It’s not every day you find out you’re responsible for three billion deaths. It could only be attributable to human error.

These are not the droids you’re looking for. You don’t need to see his vaccine passport.