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Simon's Classic Python Page


For reasons of space, this page is limited to just a few of the huge number of Monty Python Wavs I have accumulated. Most of the sounds are from Life of Brian, but I have thrown (to the floor) a few others in as well. Incidentally, I have nothing against Belgian people, not even fat miserable ones.

Life of Brian

Without a shadow of a doubt the best Python film of all. And if you don't agree, piss off and write your own web page with your own misguided opinions on it.

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Holy Grail

Must be a king
Old Woman (185k)
I order you to be quiet
No chance English bedwetting types
Mind your own business
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time
Message for you, sir
She's Got HUGE, tracts of land
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who
Ni!

Parrots and Such

This is an ex-parrot
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Miserable fat Belgian bastard
American beer is like making love in a canoe
Hello, can we have your liver?
I don't like spam
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam

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